

Aug 1st / 2,842 notes †If Earth’s entire history were compressed into a single year, modern humans would first appear on December 31st at about 11:00pm. Source Source 2 Source 3
Jun 24th / 1,829,852 notes †being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
being
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
u
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in
I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
tumblr
the internet
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
Long ass posts
Ass
May 10th / 95,759 notes †characters with no flaws are boring that’s just a fact
fuck
never mind i take it back
everyone on this post trying to point out “””flaws””” that kirby has should be absolutely and completely ashamed of themselves
kirby flaw: isn’t real therefore I can’t hug him
May 10th / 207,317 notes †which spongebob character is the white gay friend
larry the lobster next question
larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio
Floundr bio I’m out
i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

May 10th / 250,409 notes †Semi Transparent Randall (matches your blog background (like the real randal!) drag it!)
Made by Totally Transparentwell this is the coolest thing ever
he looks really rad on white backgrounds omgi think this is what transparency was meant for
Couldn’t not reblog it I’m sorry
Omg soooo cool!!


















