mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

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toocooltobehipster:

wtf australia

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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withweed:

That moment when you get your hands on an eighth of blue dream. 😍

withweed:

That moment when you get your hands on an eighth of blue dream. 😍

Oct 18th / 331 notes †
SIRI IS SUCH A BITCH

SIRI IS SUCH A BITCH

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majiinboo:

this is so real it hurts

majiinboo:

this is so real it hurts

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youngones-org:

There are positives where there are negatives. Make sure that not everything is always black and white. You’re worth more than you think!

youngones-org:

There are positives where there are negatives. Make sure that not everything is always black and white. You’re worth more than you think!

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